Weeaboo Dating Tips #6

toptierwaifu:

For your first date take her to see the sappiest romance movie in the cinema. Near the end secretly take out your phone and read the bit of the Full Metal Alchemist manga where Mustang cries at Hughes’s funeral. When she looks over and sees the tears streaming down your face she will be amazed at how compassionate and sensitive you are.

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p3rspective:

You may mess up, but you’re not a mess up.

You may make a mistake, but you are not a mistake.

You may screw up, but you are not a screw up.

You may fail, but you are not a failure.

You are not your downfalls.

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kuueater:

stardustacolyte:

Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.

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therecklessandthefag:

no you don’t understand i insult them because i love them

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forfuckssykes:

j6:

some people wanna spread their wings and fly, i just wanna spread my legs and ride

not sure if this person is an avid motorcyclist or just extremely open about their sexuality

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